Aloha Hawaii!!!

Alright, so it could sound way cool like I get to go to Hawaii soon. But it's not. I figured out what to replace my stupidity of having two things on my list that involve going to Hawaii. Sooooo... I got this bright idea after downing about a third of a container of ice cream. We were doing an FHE activity that involved eating it okay, no fat jokes please. Anyways, I decided that I was going to add or rather replace, on my list, eat a half gallon of ice cream in one sitting.

Yep I just finished it. And yeah I really do feel like throwing up would be an improvement. Funny how that worked its way into our lesson and is now having a recurring theme in my night. So I want to hurl, I am in fact not going to Hawaii and posting about it and at this point I feel like my stomach wants to fall out my butt. Man that sucks! So this is the most depressing post I have put on here so far, and hopefully will put on here.

How about we look at the bright side of life. I didn't hurl. I enjoyed all but the last two bites of ice cream. And I don't have to search the fridge for dinner tonight! :) Well I'm gonna go make friends with the nice cold floor now, so aloha Hawaii, stay....beachy?

Wicked Awesome Weekend!

First off, I realized I am a retard! That or I just don't want to accept that Hawaii is in fact one of the states included in the United States. Maybe that's where so many Americans get confused as to whether or not our President is a US citizen or not. Anyways, I put on my bucket list that I wanted to visit all of the states and then I later said that I want to go to Hawaii. I did consider saying that it was a specific place I wanted to go in Hawaii but it still is my own stupidity so I would like to find something to replace "Go to Hawaii" with on my list. Because that is in fact a real state in this country. It's not just some Asians floating out in the middle of the ocean.... or is it?

So if you are out there and reading this, then go ahead and give me some ideas for what I should replace that with. Until then, I will tell you I had a freaking awesome weekend! Natalie and Mackenzie and I went to Victor. I showed them my little home town of Teton Valley and we had a great adventure. We went to the Timberline to look for the little midget cowboy, but he didn't make an appearance. However we did get judging looks in there because we were drinking water. Apparently, that is unacceptable in a bar. Oh and even the lady with her baby on her hip was judging. Yeah Sweet Home Alabama, is not the only place that rednecks take babies in bars. Sweet Home Teton Valley residents do too!

They finally got to meet two of my favorite people, the infamous Dixie Dick and Marylou 'Shirley Jose Vlou' Hatch! The five of us are all entertained by inappropriate humor and potty humor so we all got along great. I wish that the five of us could do a girls road trip. I think it would be the greatest thing ever. We could educate them on what The Thunder from Down Under is really all about and they could educate us on... well a few things actually. haha

Kenzie and I watched, and filmed Natalie eating a habenero pepper (#15 on her list). I may just have to post that video later, with her consent of course. And we played card games and watched movies. And we weren't at all sad when we heard we might get snowed in. But my dad did freak out a little thinking we would get stuck in the comfort of a nice warm cabin for more than a weekend. So he called, woke us up, and came to break through the snow on the road so we could get out. I wanted to stay longer but it didn't happen. We came back today and we are enjoying the silence of the apartment for a while. I know I for one can't wait til our next adventure in Teton Valley. They may have been to the See and Save thrift store, but there are still so many other places to go in Teton Valley!!! And I love being the one that is able to show it to them! :)

High Tea

So, even though it wasn't on my list, of things to do I thought you might want to read about this. My roommates and I just had a lovely tea party. Complete with our replacement crumpets. Because lets face it, who really knows what a crumpet is? Where are we Britain?! We had cookies because here in America we eat cookies. And as an alternative to tea we had some delightful Chrystal Light. :)

The four of us dressed up. Donned our pearls and heels; made some tea sandwiches and poppy seed muffins; and had a nice little time. Our stuffed animals lined up on the other side of the table. They had to use shot glasses because we didn't have any other cups small enough for them. But they seemed to enjoy themselves too.

Next time you are bored and don't know what to do, I encourage you to find your inner child. Do something that you haven't done since you were little. Remember something that you enjoyed doing when you were little and do it. We had a tea party. You might want to play with some playdoh, or break out the set of marbles that is collecting dust in your closet. Okay so I am remembering pogs more vividly but whatever floats your boat. Yes, I am encouraging playing with your Barbie again. Maybe just maybe, you still have your 1981 Nintendo and you want to rock the Mario Brothers again. Whatever it is just connect with the child you used to be. I think sometimes we get caught up in all the crap that goes on in our lives and we forget that the eight year old version of ourselves, though had a worse sense of fashion and hair styles, would probably still kick our butts for forgetting who we really are. Go back to your roots. End of story.